Platform For A New And Better
Nation Of United Americans
Besides IMPALING terrorists and certain criminals, I will also change the name of
the USA; to the Nation of United Americans, to symbolize a Nation of United
Americans, not States united in big government, I will fight to make these 13
Acts become Law, and make sure your local, state and federal representatives
fight for you, not those who contribute the most to their campaigns or political
1) BRINGING OUR SERVICE WOMEN and MEN HOME, from Iraq, Bosnia and all
other hostile/combat area’s of the world.
2) PRESCRIPTION CARE FOR ALL. If American pharmaceutical companies
wish to make billions by overcharging hard working Americans, I will allow
(and encourage) Americans to buy their medications out of the country and/or
overseas through the Internet.
3) A NEW AMERICAN ORDER OF OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM. Justice should be
equal for all Americans, no matter if they’re rich or poor. Every American, will
receive fair, proper and Constitutionally Right justice and representation in
every American Court of Law. No matter if it’s criminal or civil, in a city, county,
state or federal court. Additionally, Jonathon will form “The President’s Council
for American Justice.” This council will consist of ACLU attorneys, Federal Judges
and Law Professors that specialize in Constitutional Rights. Their goal, will be to
make sure judges, prosecutors and law enforcement officers, are held to the
new code of conduct that Jonathon’s Administration will introduce through this
Act and “The Marion County Judges Act” (see #11).
4) “THE ROBIN HOOD ACT.” Taking from the rich, and giving to the poor!
Previous Presidents, have allowed the rich to prosper (especially those who
contributed greatly to their campaigns), and the poor to middle class, to make
few to no gains in our society. It is time to end poverty in our great country. That
is why my Administration will raise the minimum wage salary in America to an
amount that will help minimum skilled workers, hence, lessening the need for
people to collect welfare. Additionally, special federal grants will be given to
help develop advance learning centers for adults and to help under privilege
children, get the education they need, to make their dreams come true.
5) UNIONIZING AMERICA. United the American working men and women
stand, divided by rich, selfish, greedy corporate America they fall and are
abused. Only when American labor workers (in all fields) united, will they be
treated with the respect and proper pay along with benefits they deserve. This
will also include all city, county, state and federal employees. Hence, giving
them the ability to “STRIKE” if they are being treated unfairly.
6) ELIMINATING THE 16th AMENDMENT (IRS). In 2000, Reform Party Presidential
Candidate, Donald J. Trump, planned to institute a new tax reform bill, if he was
elected, that would call for the very rich to pay a one time tax payment on their
worth. That payment would have lowered America’s deficit considerably. Upon
being elected, I will consult with Mr. Trump, to formulate the best tax plan, to
help lower our extremely high deficit, and then eliminating the need for the IRS.
7) MEDICAL CARE AT A FAIR PRICE. Americans work to hard, to have to worry
about the raising cost of medical insurance and cost. For they should be able to
enjoy their free time to the fullest. I will introduce a “Universal Medical Payment
Plan,” for those Americans who do not receive medical insurance from their
employer. This plan will allow Americans to pay a set rate for insurance, in
accordance to what they make, not what the insurance companies say they
have to pay. Hence, allowing all Americans to receive the same type to
medical treatment as The President, without paying outrageous premiums
8) “AMERICAN TRADE ACT.” Made in America means, “Made by the Best.”
Hence, more American made products will be exported, then foreign
(cheaper/lower quality) products imported.
9) “THE AMERICAN FARMER PROTECTION ACT.” American farmers are almost
as extinct as the dinosaurs. America is the richest country in the world, with the
greatest soil. Hence, Americans should eat the best-grown and raised food in
the world. For we import too much foreign foods, which is taking money away
from our farmers. Almost every produce item that is imported could and should
be grown here in America. We need to protect our farmers, so their fields, don’t
10) “THE SUZY HOLTSCLAW BILL.” This is a DWI/DUI and substance treatment
Bill. Needless deaths happens everyday, in every state, as a result of people
who made a bad decision. Instead of taking a taxi or having a friend drive
them home, they sooner endanger their lives, as well as innocent people they
come in contact with, by driving impaired. Additionally, this Bill will consist of
two (2) Florida Laws – “The Baker and Marchman Acts,” along with, New York’s
“Prohibit Sales Act,” in an effort to help lower the growing number of DWI/DUI
fatalities. I succeeded in having part of this Bill, before the Indiana State House
11) “THE MARION COUNTY JUDGES ACT.” A lot of judges think they're “God
Almighty.” They can wrongly abuse their power over litigants before them,
without the worry of civil and/or criminal punishment. This Act will hold “ALL”
judges not only personally responsible for civil actions, but, face criminal
prosecution from the Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division, Criminal
Section, for their abuse of power. “With great power, comes great responsibility.”
The time has come for judges, prosecutors and law enforcement officers; to be
responsible when they violate someone’s Constitutional Rights.
12) “BLACK LIST ACT.” If any American company/corporation leaves our
country, and relocates to another, their products will be “BANNED” from the
American market. For when they relocate to save money, they cause
American families to suffer heartaches and financial burdens. No company will
prosper under my Administration from the heartache and stress caused upon
their former employees.
13) “NO MORE INDIAN COMPENSATION ACT” Indians will no longer be
compensated the way they have been. The money this government pays to
individual American Indians, will go to help our Veterans who deserve it more.
Indians that live in America, will be treated like every other American,
regardless if they live on an Indian Reservation or not. Indian Reservations will
no longer be allowed to run businesses, especially casinos without paying
business taxes. Their ancestors sided with the British against our Founding Fathers
during our Revolutionary War. Hence to me, they’re terrorists/communists. If any
Indian does not like this Act they can either leave America, or face me. With the
understanding, I will Impale them, after whipping/torturing them. And
depending on my mood, I may scalp them while Impaling them!
Jonathon "The Impaler"