Plans for a Better Nation
September 11, 2001 will be a day that will live infamy. Since then, thousands of American
Soldiers have given their lives and limbs to end the threat of another terrorist attack on
Immediately upon becoming President on January 20, 2009 I will order ALL troops out of
Iraq and the surrounding regions, and as the last US Transport leaves the air space of the
regions, US Bombers will begin dropping Hades' Bombs on Iraq, Syria and Iran. I will also
make sure that Mecca is leveled to the ground. Just like bin Laden and the al-Qaeda
leveled our Twin Towers. An eye for an eye!
These countries have been supporting and protecting the insurgents, who have been
killing our troops since we arrived in Iraq. Hence, I will unleash the flames of Hades upon
I will also send my Death Dealers into Pakistan to capture Osama bin Laden and bring him
to me, so I can IMPALE him at Ground Zero, and allow those he hurt, along with the family
and loved ones of those who died on 9-11, to tear him to pieces.
Do svidaniya bin Laden!
As I have stated on my Impaling page, upon my return to The White House I will IMPALE;
Zacaris Moussaoui and all other members of the al-Qaeda we have in custody.
To secure America from any future terrorist attacks, as well as from illegal Mexicans and
other illegal aliens entering America, I will have a wall that resembles the Great Wall of
China built by 3 sifts, working 24 hours a-day, 7-days a week on the our south and north
If any foreign country wrongly hold an American(s) captive, I will give them 24-hours to
release the American. If they refuse, at 24 hours and 1 minute, Hades' Bombs will begin to
level specific targets of their country. As they are attending to the destruction, the US Army
Special Forces and Marines will storm the prison where our American(s) is being held, and
At the same time, my Death Dealers will invade the residence of the country's
President/Prime Minister and capture him/her, and bring them to me. I will torture the
country leader, then IMPALE them.
While I am President, NO AMERICAN will have to live in fear of being captured by a foreign
country or radical group. Nor will an American have to fear suffering another terrorist
From being involved in politics from the age of 15, I have been blessed to be able to work
with both Democrats and Republicans. I use to tell people I was a Repubicrat. Hence,
unlike Jesse Venture, I will be able to work with both parties for the betterment of the
Politicians have their ways of getting what they want for their "Special Interest Groups," by
piggy backing a law for their benefactors, in "BILLS" that are written to truly help people. So,
to stop having good "BILLS" being used as an instruments to make groups happy, I will
order that each "BILL" is voted upon individually, and NOT tied into other "BILLS."
This will allow genuine good hearted "BILLS" to do what they are meant to do. Not be used
as an avenue to benefit "Special Interest Groups."
(Please check back to this page on a regular basis, to see the additions plans I will institute
to help you and our fellow Americans.)
Jonathon "The Impaler"
|The America Vampyre From Jersey, Is Out For BLOOD! The BLOOD Of Our ENEMIES!!!!