|Jonathon "The Impaler"
Your Next President
|My name is Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, L.D.D.D., Ph.D., I am mostly known to the world as a Sanguinary Satanic
Vampyre, and a Hecate Witch who ran for Governor of Minnesota in 2006 as a member of the VWP Party. An
independent movie documentary was made about my run for Governor. Impaler is being shown in the movie
festivals around the world. Go to: www.impalerthemovie.com and www.myspace.com/theimpalermovie.com
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares, named after the Greek God of War. It is true; I am an ordained Satanic Dark
Priest, a proud follower of Lucifer as well as the Goddess Hecate. I live by, and believe in The Vampyre Creed.
I have started; The United Vampyre World Organization, along with The 1st VWP Militia Regiment. Go to;
www.uvwo.org to see about all the organization s available to Vampyres and other Kins of the Communities.
From my career as a Pro-Wrestler and Racer I am also known as Rocky Flash. I also wrestled under the names of "The
Unholiest of Kings" Tarantula and The Black Widow. I plan on returning to wrestling and boxing ring in the near future.
To read about my sports activities, please go to; Jonathon's Sports.
There is a lot more to me then just what the media has reported over the years. Especially in 2006. Here is what you
should know about me, your future PRESIDENT, and quoting Broadway Joe Namath; "I GUARANTEE IT!"
Unlike most politicians, I will not hide my EVIL SIDE! I am quite proud of the capacity I process to attack someone
through my use of Dark Magik, and Demonic Powers. However, I will never attack an innocent American. I prefer to
attack, inflicted pain along with suffering, and at time a horrifying death upon criminals and terrorists, who attack,
harm and sometimes kill innocent children, women, men and the elderly.
I believe the time is NOW for criminals and terrorists to live in fear, not innocent Americans. Those who spread hatred,
and feel there is nothing wrong with destroying an innocent person's life, will now have to contend with what people
in my communities are calling me; "The Source." As in "The Source of All Evil."
Evil begets evil! And by Lucifer and Hecate I will bring evil upon those who prey upon the innocent.
Additionally, unlike most politicians I will be truthful in answering your questions. The only time I may not fully
respond truthfully to a question, is if it violates National Security, endangers a person(s) safety/well-being, or violates
contractual agreements. I am a Satanist; I do not feel that anything I have done in my life is a sin, nor anything to be
ashamed of. I believe in personal pleasure, especially sexually. As a Satanic Dark Priest, I am allowed to have as
many wives at the same time, as I chose to have. I am against taking illegal drugs, smoking cancer sticks and
drinking to access. My body is a temple of Lucifer and the Goddess Hecate. As such, I need to make it as perfect
and strong as possible.
Back in January 2006, after I had announced I was running for Governor of Minnesota, people began posting on
Blogs that I was the "Anti-Christ." Well, I am against Christian hypocrites, as well as Professional Christians. I intend on
bringing peace and unity to America. I am a servant of Lucifer, and do process Demonic Powers along abilities, that
most people don't. So, for lack of a better word, I am the "Anti-Christ!"
|In following in our Founding Father's footsteps, I will protect ALL religious beliefs. Every American will be able to worship their God(s) and
Goddess(es) as they want. Unlike the present Christian President, and his fellow Christian Right-wingers, who feel God The Father is the
only true God.
The Christian God The Father is my mortal enemy. I hate and despise him. However, I fully acknowledge that his son Jesus was brutally
beaten, and then crucified on the cross. I believe Jesus rose from the dead 3-days later. I also believe that Jesus is not the only God who
can rise from the dead. Nor is he the only God who can
bring a person back from the dead.
Besides my personal beliefs, below you can read about my childhood, teenage years, as well as events in my life, before this year
I was born on April 2, 1964 in Elizabeth, New Jersey. I grew up in the middle-working class section of Elizabeth, called Bayway. My
parents were of Sicilian, Romanian and Irish decent. My mother was a Hecate Witch, and my father's mother's family members were
I attended Saint Hedwig’s Grammar School in Elizabeth, and started racing Junior Class in Go-Karts at the age of 5. In 1973, I became
an Altar Boy (remained one until I entered the U.S. Army in 1981). After graduating 8th grade, I went to Elizabeth High School. While at
E.H.S., I competed in several sports (Football, Ice Hockey, Boxing and Baseball).
In October 1979 at Shea Stadium in NYC, I had the pleasure of meeting Pope John Paul II. The Pope died on 2 Apr 05 on my 41st
birthday. 6-months after I fully turned to the DarkSide, and fully inherited my demonic powers.
In 1980, I became the youngest member of St. Hedwig’s Holy Name Society. It is logical to say, I have a full understanding of Christianity,
and the Christian beliefs.
Upon completing my high school education, I entered active duty in the U.S. Army, choosing as his Military Occupational Specialty;
Combat Arms. I did his Basic Training and AIT at Ft. Sill, Oklahoma. While there, I returned to boxing competitively, and became the
Light-Heavyweight Post Champion. After completing my training at Ft. Sill, I passed my physical for the Army’s Elite’s Units - Airborne and
Special Forces, and started my training to become 'All I could be.'
During a training exercise, I suffered injuries to my knees, hip, lower back and left wrist, which required numerous surgeries to repair. The
Army doctors felt I was unfit for duty, as a result of my injuries. However, being the fighter I am, I challenged their decision. During the
appeal of the medical board’s determination, the Army JAGC attorney assigned to help me realize I had a natural gift for law. The
JAGC attorney eventually convinced the Army to re-classify me as a 71D - Legal Clerk Specialist (Paralegal) with JAGC. However, after
several months as an Assistant Battalion Legal Clerk Specialist, I suffered another severe injury to my knees, which did result in me being
discharged in July 1983. I am 70% Service-Connected/Disabled by VA standards (20% rating for each knee, 20% for 2 stomach ulcers,
20% for lower spine damage, 10% for left wrist damage, 10% for right hip bursitis).
Only 6 weeks after my discharge, I started my higher education at Kansas State University, studying Pre-Law. While at KSU, my knees
forced me to return home to New Jersey, to undergo total re-liniment surgery and having fiber cartilages along with ligaments placed
in them. I eventually graduated with a Paralegal Degree with HONORS, from a small Jersey school.
After graduating, I returned to Army Active Duty status in June 1987 until February 1988. (During the time of having my knees repaired
through multiple surgeries 1983 – 1986, I was a member of the Army’s IRR) I completed my military obligation in August 1990.
After resigning from Active Duty in February 1988, I returned to my love of the ring. First turning Pro as a Heavyweight Boxer in January
1988. My last fight was in October 2000 in Indianapolis, against E.Z. Cruz. I won with a 6th round TKO.
In March 1988, I signed a modeling contract with West Modeling. At that time I started dating only models and women who looked like
My ego involving beautiful women would eventually get the best of me. On a Friday night in August 1988, I went to a relative’s house for
a visit. There was this 19 year old girl there name Kathleen "Kat" visiting there as well. She knew who I was from all the news stories done
about me, and she was very hott looking. After talking for awhile, I drove her home on my motorcycle. One thing led to another, and
needless to say, it was the best sexual weekend I've ever had in my life.
I would find out in 1996 that Kat was my half-sister from my father, who I hadn't seen since I was 7 (1971). Though the media has
repeatedly mocked me for having sex with her, in response I say; when they can have sex 18 times in 24 hours (Kat and I both worship
the Goddess Hecate. One of the benefits is have an insatiable sexual appetite), then they can throw stones at me. I am a Satanist, I will
never regret, nor apologize for anytime I've had sex with Kat, or any other woman.
In late 1988, I entered the world of Pro-Wrestling. In 1991, during a wrestling match with former WWF World Champion "The Russian Bear"
Ivan Koloff, I torn both of my ACL’s in his knees. After having them repaired, I returned to my childhood love of racing.
My Political Career fully started in October 1988, when I became a member of the Union County Republican Party. I served and was
elected into many positions while a member. In 1999, Congress Bob Franks sent me a letter addressing my involvement in one of the
Committees he was in charge of. Click on Letter.
During the times I was living in Tampa Bay, Florida I was also very active with the Hillsborough County Republican Party. That is how I
met Jeb Bush, and became involved in his 3 Campaigns for Governor of Florida (1994, 1998 and 2002).
Though I had a love for helping people through politics, I wanted to return to my love of the ring. And through hard work and
determination, I returned to the wrestling ring in 1995, wrestling in Tampa, Florida for former WWF Tag-Team and Intercontinental
Champion Rocky Johnson. I was also an instructor at Johnson’s Pro-Wrestling Academy in Tampa, training Johnson’s son,
WWE Superstar “The People's Champion” The Rock.
In the Spring of 2007, I will once again box, wrestle and hopefully race again on a regular basis.
I started VWPAID (Vampyres, Witches, Pagans Against Impaired Driving) in August 2005. I did this, after realizing the dangerous affects of
DWI/DUI. On October 22, 1999 I met who I thought, and felt was the most beautiful Angel in the world (boy, was I wrong!). I soon realized,
that just like 10’s of millions other Americans, she suffers from chemical dependency and mental illness, which she would compound by
DWI/DUI. In my attempts to help her overcome her problems, I tried using the Marion County (Indiana or as I call it; IRAQIANA) State
Courts to return her back into treatment. However, just like in Iraq, the people of IRAQIANA, are continually abused and neglected by an
uncaring, moronic, corrupt legal system. The only way the good people of IRAQIANA can get any justice, is through the Indianapolis
District Court, the same way I have. Indianapolis’ District Court consists of a great Pro Se Department (probably the best in the country)
and a caring, considerate, friendly staff.
I intend on using the staff and the Pro Se Department at Indianapolis, as a model for all city, county, state and federal courts to follow.
The American people deserve to be treated with the utmost caring and consideration during the tough and trying time of their lives
when they are involved with the judicial system. And under my Administration they will.
In 2008, the American people have a chance to make a change. To vote for a person who is just like an everyday American. A person,
who is not been corrupted by “THE SYSTEM" nor "BIG BUSINESS.” Someone, who believes the needs of the average person, should come
first, over the needs of the “RICH.” A person who believes, that equality should be the standard, not a goal in America.
There can be only one in 2008. May it be me; Jonathon “The Impaler.”
My choice for Vice-President as it stands right now is; (1) Christine Todd-Whitman, (2) Hillary Clinton or (3) Elizabeth Dole. I want to have a
woman as the VP of this Nation, and in other positions of power in my Administration. I also wants for my cabinet; former NJ
Congressman Bob Franks as The White House Chief of Staff. Katherine Harris as Secretary of State.
Upon becoming President, I plan to remove ALL US Supreme Court Justices. I plan on appointing Minnesota State Supreme Court Justice
(and former Minnesota Viking) Alan Paige as Supreme Court Chief Justice. The Assistant Chief Justice will be Federal Judge Sarah
Evans Barker. I'll also appoint IUPUI Law Professor Joel Schumm as a Justice.
I presently live in Union County, New Jersey.
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Jonathon "The Impaler"